Free
$3.99
05/16/2025
Zombie HR
A satirical post-apocalyptic comedy about work, worth, and the undead.
After the apocalypse, it wasn’t the collapse of civilization that broke Mallory Gage—it was burnout.
Once a top-tier HR manager, Mallory is now just trying to survive in a world where grocery stores are fortified bunkers, the living barter coffee beans like currency, and zombies. Well... they’ve unionized.
Led by a charismatic former dentist named Chompers, the undead are demanding fair working conditions: reduced brain quotas, safety protocols, and—of course—a comprehensive dental plan.
When Mallory is roped into mediating the first interspecies labor negotiation in history, she finds herself caught between corporate greed, undead unrest, and a very cranky community of survivors who just want to shop in peace.
Can one burnt-out bureaucrat broker peace between the living and the post-living?
Or will negotiations break down faster than you can say “hostile workplace environment”?
Zombie HR is a darkly funny, sharply satirical novel about labor, dignity, and finding purpose when the world refuses to die quietly.
Book Length: 60-150 Pages