Emerald City, P.D.: “D” is for Dorothy

Dorothy Gale isn’t in Kansas anymore. These days, she’s the smoothest thief in Oz, pulling off heists flashier than Eeyore’s underpants.But after years of high-tech robberies, she’s ready to hang it up.Just one last score stands between her and a happily-ever-after with her sketchy-but-hot boyfriend, Hatter.

If it goes well, she’ll be a legend. If not… well, there’s always Kansas.But just as Dorothy’s about to ride off into the sunset, the job goes sideways.

Now she’s knee-deep in secrets, magical nonsense, and villains with way too much eyeliner.Join Dorothy, Hatter, Eeyore, Kanga, and Tigger for a romp through space.Meet the fine detectives of the Emerald City Police Department and witness firsthand how not to spend your tax dollars.And keep an eye out for special cameos from other literary characters—down on their luck, low on cash, and just desperate enough to take a role in this story.And just look at these reviews:“Imagine a crime novel, a fairy tale, and a porn movie walked into a bar… then got blackout drunk and had a threesome. That’s this."– Munchkin Gazette“I have no idea what I just read, but I need a cigarette and a hug.”– The Emerald Enquirer“Take Oz, Wonderland, and the Hundred Acre Wood, toss them in a blender with a bottle of bourbon and hit purée.”– Rabbit’s Anonymous Book Club“A mashup of Wonderland, Oz, and the Hundred Acre Wood that somehow turns Eeyore into the most emotionally complex character in literary history.”– The Yellow Brick Review“Read this if you want your childhood turned inside out, shaken down for lunch money, and handed back to you with a wink and a smoking revolver.

Five stars.”– The Ozlander Observer“Wonderland’s officially off the meds—and I’m never looking at teacups the same way again.”– Cheshire Chronicle